It seems many people are always pushing this fucking “Happy Holidays” phrase. They say, we don’t want to offend by saying “Merry Christmas”, “Happy Haunnaka” or any other religion specific phrase. Perhaps it’s to stave off one-up-manship so we made this shit politically correct. FUCK THAT! If you want to get to the root of…..well at least Christmas it is in the pagan holiday Saturnalia. Jesus was not the reason, for at least, this season….Saturn was. Christ was more than likely born in the spring not the winter. At any fucking rate we’re a band of goofballs and we don’t give a shit. So……LO, SATURNALIA and FUCK OFF!